Your Definitive Guide To Adorable Dogs That Look Just Like Food
'Chihuahua or muffin' is the latest in a series of memes comparing cute pups to delicious foods that are taking the internet by storm
We first started contemplating nibbling on pets last week after it was revealed that labradoodles bear a startling resemblance to fried chicken. But what if we told you there was more than just doggy fried chicken on the menu? What if you could now take a bite out of a teeny tiny puppy for breakfast?
Well, good news: The twisted mind of Karen Zack, the genius who first exploded our brains with her labradoodle vs. fried chicken tweet, has served up a few more life-altering insights on eating dogs, and this first one is a real stumper: chihuahua or muffin? “Are those blueberries or eyes?” is not a question you ever thought would have such an adorable answer, and yet here we are. Take a few deep breaths and really let it sink in.
chihuahua or muffin ? pic.twitter.com/LzZ1lwoVrP
— karen zack (@teenybiscuit) March 10, 2016
If you’re in the mood for something a little more savory, this next one will have you drooling like, well, a dog.
puppy or bagel ? pic.twitter.com/OMse97hlTn
— karen zack (@teenybiscuit) March 8, 2016
Predictably Karen’s life-altering comparisons have taken the world by storm, and the one-woman meme machine is racking up tens of thousands of RTs. Vocativ spoke to her and discovered that, funnily enough, she doesn’t even own a dog, but she does have a cat, who is fittingly named Toast. When asked if she’d ever consider eating Toast, she said no—but only because “He’s too fluffy to nibble on.” Fair enough.
These mind-blowing comparisons may have given you quite an appetite, but it’s important to remember that dogs aren’t just for
chewing cuddling; they’re also very useful for cleaning up crumbs. So if, after your next hearty meal, you have a mess on your hands, simply break out the nearest sheepdog to mop things up.
sheepdog or mop ? pic.twitter.com/TQ8qUoNNj9
— karen zack (@teenybiscuit) March 9, 2016