False Start Business

Finally, An Internet Website About Sports

I can't believe it took this long for someone to make a site of this nature

False Start Business
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Nov 07, 2016 at 8:00 AM ET

Welcome to False Start, an internet website about sports. There are many other internet websites about sports, but this is the only one named False Start — likely because no other internet website about sports was willing to tempt fate with such a self-damning name. As you get to know us, we hope you’ll find this is a place where you can learn more about sports, society, and how the two intersect. Also: dank memes.

Whether it be sharp analysis of off-the-field controversies, rich features that dig into the outer limits of the sports world or just a news hit that gives you context on something everyone’s talking about, we’ll be doing everything we can to make this is a site worth visiting. If nothing else, we promise not to insult your intelligence with an endless stream of God awful hot takes and pointless stories about a thing you already know happened.

And yes, if we come across video of a man getting hit with a football in the groin, we’re definitely gonna post it. That’s a little thing called journalism, friends.