CELEBRITY

All of Jaden Smith’s One-Word Tweets, Presented Without Comment

CELEBRITY
Nov 19, 2014 at 8:42 AM ET

In addition to being the child of two unfathomably famous people, Jaden Smith is a weird young man in his own right. Take his recent T Magazine interview in which he and sister Willow semi-coherently expounded on prana energy, the soft spots in babies’ heads and his desire to be “the most durable person on the planet.” The 16-year-old rapper is best known for his bizarre gem of a Twitter feed, featuring aggressively capitalized dispatches from another dimension, like “People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now” and “If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.”

But we’re of the mind that Jaden’s best work is also his briefest. Here are all of @officialjaden’s one-word tweets (and two-word tweets, too, because we couldn’t help ourselves), presented in chronological order, straight from the mind of the master.