Eagles Will Pluck Rogue Drones From The Sky

Sep 15, 2016 at 10:15 AM ET

As Glenn Danzig once said: I ain’t no goddamn son of a bitch. And neither are the Dutch police.

Flummoxed by the problem of rogue drones breaching security, they’ve trained eagles to tear them from the sky like so many ill-fated songbirds.

Unlike songbirds, drones are a menace created only with destruction in mind that are now getting new life as fun toys for adult nerds. Go eagles. Kill all the drones. Make the nerds sad.