Blast Your Stupid Tweets To Space
The world is facing a crisis: too much idiotic garbage and nowhere to put it. Our brains are filling up with theme songs from YouTube series and the score from The Bachelorette. Our landfills are full of peplum tops from an H&M sale bin circa 2014. Our internet is a screaming baby on an airplane.
But now, thanks to a project called Voices of Humanity, some of it will be blasted into space. Between now and its launch in 2017, interested humans can submit material that they believe should be sent off the damn planet. And then it gets sent off the damn planet.
Wait… what’s that? The original data is retained here on Earth? It’s not just leaving forever?
Ugh. Everything’s bad.