Wonderful Breakfast Machine Even Brings You The Paper

Jul 06, 2016 at 1:20 PM ET

Many a child and post-child has dreamed of one day having breakfast served to them by an elaborate Rube Goldberg-esque contraption. One extra-post-child, inspired by the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, has actually made that into a reality.

Peter Brown spent over three months building the machine you see working in the above video. It delivers a user coffee or tea, and egg, toast, and a morning newspaper. It then clears the table. It’s like having an attentive and loving parent, without all the attention and love.