NEW YORK - MARCH 3:  ***EXCLUSIVE***  (U.S. TABS OUT) Russian pop singers TATU perform on MTV's TRL March 3, 2003 at the MTV studios in New York City.  (Photo by Scott Gries/Getty Images)

Sochi’s Opening Ceremony May Actually Include a Lesbian-Themed Act

Some details about the splashy (and very secretive) event are leaking out. Get ready for lots of ballerinas, an appearance by Putin's paramour—and perhaps even a girl-on-girl kiss

After its epic journey around the world (including outer space), the Olympic torch has arrived in Sochi amid final preparations for the opening ceremony later this week.

Sochi organizers have already promised an “incredible show” on Friday. The exact program has been kept a secret, but some details are starting to leak.

Those who managed to sneak a peek of the grand rehearsal at Fisht Olympic Stadium say it will feature ballet and even a car show. Blogger Rustem Adagamov posted a photo of the stadium on Twitter, saying that “nothing looks clear,” though it’s obvious that there will be no shortage of glamour.

Feb 01, 2014 18:03 UTC@adagamov

Шпионское фото с репетиции #сочи2014. Ничего не понятно.

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No one has been allowed to film or photograph the ceremony, but some photos of the rehearsal still wound up on the web. Judging from this snapshot, the ceremony will include trippy imagery from Russian folklore, as well as hovering onion domes.

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Putin Mistress Sochi Opening 620x420

Ironically, the opening ceremony will reportedly include a performance by the Russian band t.A.T.u., a pop duo that became famous for their lesbian-themed music. (Remember, this has been billed as perhaps the most homophobic Olympics yet, thanks to Russia’s anti-gay legislation.) The girls have long since split up as a band. They’ve pursued solo careers and have even gotten married. But the Sochi ceremony is supposed to bring the fake lesbians back together for one of their hit songs, “Not Gonna Get Us” (performed in Russian).

The two burning questions: Will we see their signature kiss? And is this a political effort to shift focus away from Russia’s anti-gay policies?

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - SEPTEMBER 19:  Elena Katina (L) and Julia Volkova (R) of the Russian girl band Tatu, perform and then kiss on stage at the Olympic Hall on September 19, 2006 in Seoul, South Korea. Tatu is visiting South Korea to promote their latest anthology album.  (Photo by Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images)
Elena Katina (left) and Julia Volkova (right) of the Russian girl band t.A.T.u., perform and then kiss onstage at the Olympic Hall in Seoul, South Korea, in 2006.
(Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images)

Other key musicians believed to be performing at the event are viola player Yuri Bashmet and conductor Valery Gergiev. World-renowned pianist Denis Matsuev has made no secret of his participation, saying: “For sure, I am participating in the Olympics. But how? I will not disclose secrets. Naturally, I will play the piano and root for our athletes.”

TV journalist Xenia Sobchak has also alleged that Alina Kabaeva, Russia’s retired gymnast and Vladimir Putin’s current paramour, will be given the honor of lighting the Olympic torch. A witty post making the rounds on Facebook asks: “And what have you done for your girlfriend?”

Russian President Vladimir smiles as looks at the Russian gymnast Kabayeva during the meeting with Russian Olympic team in Moscow.  Russian President Vladimir Putin (L) smiles next to Russian gymnast Alina Kabayeva during the meeting with the Russian Olympic team in Moscow's Kremlin, November 4, 2004. Putin praised the country's Olympic athletes for their performance at this summer Olympics in Athens and expressed high satisfaction with their performance. REUTERS/ITAR-TASS/PRESIDENTIAL PRESS SERVICE - RTRYUYA
Russian President Vladimir smiles as he looks at the Russian gymnast Kabayeva during a meeting with Russian Olympic team in Moscow.

As tradition prescribes, the Russian flag is to be carried by Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman to have flown in space.

Russian cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman cosmonaut, attends a news conference in Star City outside Moscow, June 7, 2013.  REUTERS/Sergei Remezov (RUSSIA - Tags: SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY TRANSPORT HEADSHOT) - RTX10EUR
Valentina Tereshkova, the first Russian woman cosmonaut
(Sergei Remezov/Reuters)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 30:  Conductor Valery Gergiev performs at the Gorby 80 Gala at the Royal Albert Hall on March 30, 2011 in London, England. The concert is to celebrate the 80th birthday of the former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.  (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Valery Gergiev
Conductor Valery Gergiev performs in London for former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev's 80th birthday.
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Russian filmmaker and actor Nikita Mikhalkov poses with the Crystal Globe Award for Outstanding Artistic Contribution to World Cinema at the 45th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival in Karlovy Vary July 10, 2010.   REUTERS/David W Cerny (CZECH REPUBLIC - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT) - RTR2GAJM
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“I can assure you that Russians will organize an outstanding show,” Mark Adams, press secretary at the International Olympic Committee, told the press on Sunday. They better: After all, the games cost the country about $51 billion.

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