10 Slutty Dog Costumes

The 10 Sluttiest Doggy Halloween Costumes

Some of these bitches are just straight-up nasty

The days are growing shorter, the nights a little colder and the time has come to get serious about your dog’s Halloween costume. If your pet is anything like the rest of the sassy young pooches of its generation, it probably harbors a secret desire to totally slut out this year, just for the attention. It’s fun and healthy for dogs to dress up and play pretend for the night, but there’s a line called self-respect that should never be crossed.  Vocativ scoured the deepest reaches of the Internet to find this year’s most provocative doggy costumes. These 10 outfits will make your pup look like a total tramp —don’t let that mutt walk out the door dressed like a trollop!

1. Slutty Geisha

(Maude's Blog)

This one seems pretty obvious. If you don’t want your dog looking like a slut, you probably shouldn’t dress it up as a prostitute—even if it’s the shy Japanese kind.

2. Slutty Maid

(Augie Doggy)

I know what you’re thinking: “A dog that cleans up instead of making messes? Now that’s something I’d like to see!” Don’t fall for that trap. There has never been a nonslutty maid costume ever. Prove me wrong.

3. Slutty Concubine

(Costume Craze)

This one could also be “Slutty Genie,” but let’s not split hairs here, you guys.

4. Slutty Katy Perry

(Party City)

Look at this bitch. No shame.

5. Slutty Nurse

(Party City)

I don’t know the last time you were in a hospital, but the only nurses that dress like this are actually strippers.

6. Slutty Ballerina

(Spirit Halloween)

Sure your dog can do tricks, but do you really want her turning them? Have some dignity.

7. Slutty Chippendales Dancer

(fairejour)

Don’t get me wrong, a bow-tie collar is nothing but classy at a wedding—but this is Halloween we’re talking about. Dude dogs can look like sluts too.

8. Slutty Angel

(BaxterBoo)

Normally with religious costumes you’re in the clear, but be careful: This is sending all kinds of mixed messages.

9. Slutty “Bad Girl”

(Annie's Costumes)

I’d like to meet the sick fuck who dreamed this up. On AnniesCostumes.com they call this one “Bad Girl” but they should have just called it “Slut.”

10. Slutty Biker

(Facebook/Chopper the Biker Dog)

There’s no such thing as an asexual biker. Choppers just scream sex.

 

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